the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
[strums guitar] this next song is dedicated to you. it is called You Are So Cute & I Am So Mad. because you are very cute. and i am very mad about it
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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‘he’s not even hot!!’
woa.. it’s almost like.. they chose him because of his acting abilities… not his physical appearance…. take it in, kids..
IT SNOWED TODAY SO I DECIDED TO MAKE A SNOWMAN BUT THERE WASNT THAT MUCH SNOW SO AFTER 45 MINUTES I FINISHED WITH THIS
only wearing my hair like this from now on